The Great Twinkie War of 2012

Let this be the official record of The Great Twinkie War of 2012. 

Thursday, January 12th:
An innocent conversation was had about Hostess filing for bankruptcy protection. One of the new developers in my office admits that they hate Twinkies.

Friday, January 13th:
I happen to have some Twinkies in my office. I leave a Twinkie on the new developers desk.

Monday, January 16th:
The Twinkie is back on a desk with a sticky note saying “Eat Me”.

Tuesday, January 17th:
I deposit 10 freshly bought Twinkies on the developer’s desk.  He neatly stacks them on the corner of his desk where they remain for the next 7 days.

Tuesday, January 24th:

This Happens:

I have now been Twinkie bombed with 60 Twinkies. I now have to let this go or retaliate by locating the nearest hostess distributor and buying 600 Twinkies (Which cost $167.87 with tax delivered, if you were wondering).

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